@keithdsouza Unless you've given birth to saints, every parent wants to throttle their kids sometimes. Wanting to and doing it are different
about 1 day ago from twhirl
When I make a tweet exactly 140 characters long, I feel as though I have created something artistic, like haiku.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
I'm just sitting here, waiting for 6pm to roll around so I can go home, guzzle a bottle of whiskey & beat my wife & kids senseless. Woo-hoo!
about 1 day ago from twhirl
When someone at work ask me for technical help but won't listen to what I'm telling them, the best thing to do is not care and walk away.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
Boss yelled at me today, why am I naked. I said I'm not naked, I'm wearing socks. He says next time I should wear 3 socks instead of just 2.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
And its beautiful women. And its public transportation system. And its broadband. And its unemployment benefits. And its beautiful women.
about 2 days ago from TwitterMail
FACT: I'm drunk. God Bless Japan and its beer-selling train kiosks. And its national health insurance. And its prohibition of guns.
about 2 days ago from TwitterMail
Where's Richie?
54 days ago: At Koga station about to start the commute to work.