And no, I won’t tell you where it is. It’s super-secret.
Every time I see a woman doing her makeup on the train, I wish I could pull a battery-operated shaver out of my pocket and do my face. That’s an old joke, isn’t it. But today I really did forget to shave.
It got laughs.
I wonder if anyone has ever been seriously injured while doing their makeup on a train. Seems like there’s a strong possibility of poking out an eye with a mascara brush or choking to death on lipstick. Wouldn’t that be fun to watch. How much do you want to bet that nobody would help.