I totally forgot we went to see Blue Man last week. It was that good. I'm on a train thinking about mixed nuts. Hungry & slightly buzzed.
about 18 hours ago from TwitterMail
Do politicians in other countries also end every speech with, "God Bless [insert country name here]?"
about 20 hours ago from twhirl
The Democratic Convention podium is one fine looking piece of furniture. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
about 22 hours ago from twhirl
When people see Jesus in fungus and Cheetos and stuff, how do they know it's Jesus? Maybe it's really Ted Nuget or Jeff Lebowski.
about 23 hours ago from twhirl