Stop. Go read this.

Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I am a Japanese School Teacher

This is by far the goddamn funniest thing I have read in a long time. It’s written by a JET teaching English in junior high. This guy is a riot, and I can say without a doubt that every word is true. The kids I taught when I first came here are now pushing 30 years old, but they were exactly the same.

I’m laughing so hard I had to take a hit off my asthma puffer. All day I promised myself I’d edit audio tonight, but I can’t stop reading.