May 21 2009
Swine Flu: Welcome To Tokyo
No surprise at all, but the Flu of Death officially has arrived in the Kanto region–one case in Tokyo of a 16 year-old girl who recently came back from a mock UN in NYC, and another student in Kawasaki, west of Tokyo. Seems to me that constant bombardment of government and media-inspired panic of the past few weeks was all for naught. Now they're trying to tell people to "remain calm." Chew on this: had this new strain of influenza actually turned out to be deadly, do you supposed it probably would have spread just as quickly? I think so, unless hazmat suits become the latest fashion. One of these days, we're all gonna be screwed.

I predict that next week schools and universities in and around Tokyo will start closing. What's ironic about that is kids who would normally be confined to school all day instead will be out and about town, eating in restaurants, singing in karaoke boxes and increasing their chances of spreading infection.
Here are my plans: If I catch the flu, I'll get tamiflu from our family doctor, stay locked in my room and in bed a few days reading and sleeping, then get on with my life. Then again, if I die from it, I'll be pissed off because I really want to find out what happens on LOST.
I wonder, if you catch the flu early, will you build up an immunity to it so that if it mutates later you won't get as sick?
One more thing. For about a week now, I've been amusing myself on the way home from work by coughing and sniffing loudly while I'm in crowds. So far it hasn't gotten me a seat on a jam-packed train, but it does cut down significantly on how long I have to wait in line for the turnstiles after arriving at Koga station. I'm thinking I should try again, only next time while wearing a Mexican sombrero and poncho.
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One Response to “Swine Flu: Welcome To Tokyo”



I'm pretty sure my mom got the swine flu, she was sick for a day and the next she was totally fine.
The reason I think she got it is someone from her work just came back from Mexico and he was sick with it when he came back. I never caught it and I am 21 (suppose to be deadlier for younger people).
Though OMG WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE RUN FOR THE HILLS!