And no, I won't tell you where it is. It's super-secret.
Every time I see a woman doing her makeup on the train, I wish I could pull a battery-operated shaver out of my pocket and do my face. That's an old joke, isn't it. But today I really did forget to shave.
It got laughs.
I wonder if anyone has ever been seriously injured while doing their makeup on a train. Seems like there's a strong possibility of poking out an eye with a mascara brush or choking to death on lipstick. Wouldn't that be fun to watch. How much do you want to bet that nobody would help.
"The money simply hasn't come in at the rate that we expected," says the aide. "Florida is a $7 million commitment that we can't meet, and if we did, that leaves us exposed for Super Tuesday, where we have a lot of states and a lot media buys. We had to make tough decisions."
Anybody who advocates federally sanctioned discrimination against homosexuals, the continuation of the war in Iraq, a ban on embryonic stem cell research, and a federal sales tax, and on top of all that believes the world was created in six days despite any scientific evidence to the contrary, seems to me wouldn't make a too good of a president.
Nice guy though. I'd gladly invite him to dinner any day of the week.
Update: This blog's SEO is unbelievable. It's been only 3-4 hours since I wrote this post and I'm #2 in Google for "Huckabee is broke." That just blows my mind.
I think this might be the funniest video I've seen on YouTube. Someone lovingly remixed a few scenes from the first Star Wars movie with audio snippets from other James Earl Jones movies. A lot of work must have gone into this, and the tie fighter scenes at the end are the best part. What's the joke behind using Billy Joel songs?
By far, the best thing about having kids is the hugs. It more than makes up for the all the lights left on, the water pitchers and ice cube trays left empty, and the pee left on toilet seats.
@keithdsouza Unless you've given birth to saints, every parent wants to throttle their kids sometimes. Wanting to and doing it are different
about 1 day ago from twhirl
When I make a tweet exactly 140 characters long, I feel as though I have created something artistic, like haiku.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
I'm just sitting here, waiting for 6pm to roll around so I can go home, guzzle a bottle of whiskey & beat my wife & kids senseless. Woo-hoo!
about 1 day ago from twhirl
When someone at work ask me for technical help but won't listen to what I'm telling them, the best thing to do is not care and walk away.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
Boss yelled at me today, why am I naked. I said I'm not naked, I'm wearing socks. He says next time I should wear 3 socks instead of just 2.
about 1 day ago from twhirl
And its beautiful women. And its public transportation system. And its broadband. And its unemployment benefits. And its beautiful women.
about 2 days ago from TwitterMail
FACT: I'm drunk. God Bless Japan and its beer-selling train kiosks. And its national health insurance. And its prohibition of guns.
about 2 days ago from TwitterMail
Where's Richie?
54 days ago: At Koga station about to start the commute to work.
