Comments on: Announcing "The Japlish Podcast"

By: Rich Pav

Rich Pav — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:49:31 +0000

@missb: You're amazing. We'll definitely use a few of those.

By: missb

missb — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:52:31 +0000

I'm all over it. Subscribed, ready, spreading the word and waiting for more. It's fun as hell and awesome to hear Tony giggle. It sounds like you two are having a blast with it. Hmm…let me think…

- There are no more seats on this train. May I sit on your lap?
- Could you please cup your hands, I have to vomit.
- I'm tired. Would you chew my food for me?
- I only eat the orange part of candy corn.
(I don't know if you have candy corn in Japan, but come on! This is funny stuff! The orange part is in the middle! Funny!)
- Oh yeah? So's your face!
- Can you please help me get out of this spring-loaded bear trap?
- I feed my pet goldfish sugared donuts.
- Robots? We don't need no stinkin' robots.
- There are millions of Atari E.T. cartridges in a New Mexico landfill.
- I can't get this penguin out of my pants.

And to finish up, a classic George Carlin quote from his old routine about English sentences never before uttered:

- Would you please cut off my fingers and put them in the macaroni?

By: Darren

Darren — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:08:57 +0000

Hi Rich, maybe you could get a audiobook deal or something to help young english/Japanese kids to learn?

Anyway “Excuse me waiter but I seem to have a fugu stuck in my right nostril”

“My dog apears to like you carpet, look at the fancy pattern its making with its poo”

Freekin sweet

By: Rich Pav

Rich Pav — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:34:53 +0000

@Joseph: All the "normal" domain names are already taken.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:19:26 +0000

You've cornered the market on silly Japan-o-naming websites!

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:44:41 +0000

W00t you rock Rich
I will be subscribing shortly

By: Carl

Carl — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:41:23 +0000

I'm really glad you came out with this! It's great! haha

By: Chateau

Chateau — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:15:36 +0000

How about…

- Don't do that.

By: maciej

maciej — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:07:01 +0000

rich— i don't know how you made a transition from burma to jap lessons but it worked. Well i always wondered about this garbage man position in Japan and thanks to you pretty soon i will be able to apply for my dream job. Tony is doing an outstanding work, i can see some english bonding between you guys that's very important. Tony we need you b/c we can't trust your dad since his japanese is only intuitive. rich how the hell am i suppose to explain your last lesson to my japanese teacher? I want to suprise her and say something like i almost pooped in my pants or i almost sharded my pants but she might leave and never come back.

By: Benedikt

Benedikt — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:09:47 +0000

Rick, great idea! I just listened to the first episode and I loved it! However, my Japanese wife is shocked that you would teach us such useless sentences in her beloved native language;-)

Keep 'em coming!

Here are a few other sentences that you may translate:

- Mangas make me horny.
- I peed in the subway.
- Unfortunately there's no beer left.
- Please excuse my farting.
- Where can I buy a back hair shaver?
….

By: drew

drew — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:05:53 +0000

The Japlish podcast is pure genius. Don't change a thing and keep em' coming. Seriously.

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