Never try to swallow a mouthfull of pills with a cup of freshly brewed coffee.
My tongue tastes medium rare. And I can never remember, the pieces of flesh hanging down–are they stalagmites or stalactites?
Painfully learned wisdom is best acquired second hand.
March 8th, 2007 · 8 Comments
Categories: General
8 responses so far ↓
1 Kyle Eppard
// Mar 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Ouch! It's stalactites.
2 Dave
// Mar 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
…mouthful of pills? What the..
3 steve
// Mar 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Burning the tongue is almost as bad as zipping your manhood in your zipper.
tites – hang down and hang tight
mites – grow tall with all their might
4 sovereigtny
// Mar 8, 2007 at 5:26 pm
or stalactites and stalagmites, c meaning cealing (stalactites) and g meaning ground (stalagmites)
5 ็ฅใกใใ
// Mar 8, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Pieces of flesh hanging down? Must be stalactits.
6 Trever Shick
// Mar 8, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Stalagtites – the bits of flesh hanging from the roof of your mouth after eating a handful of captain crunch with no milk…
7 missb
// Mar 9, 2007 at 2:01 am
Ahhh…those little roof-of-mouth skin blobs? I always called them "pizza burns" no matter what searing hot food or liquid cased the injury.
When a sharp food (not usually a liquid) creates the same effect, it is known in my house as "Dorito Shear".
Suck on an ice cube ASAP.
8 Jay
// Mar 9, 2007 at 2:41 am
I already learned this one first hand. If only I had spoken out sooner. Oh well.
-Jay